Thursday, August 16, 2012

6 Ways To Wear It = Polo Shirts

Things with buttons are weird. Therefore polo shirts are half as weird as button up shirts because they only partially button. Less buttons = less weird, less weird = less socially awkward, less socially awkward = friends, friends = life's victory and so on and so forth.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

New Favorite Thing = The Blame Game

Me and a boy! OoooooOoooohhh...

Remember when you were in elementary school and all of your friends would be glued to your side bugging you and teasing you when your school crush was around. They would say goofy things in front of him/her just to make you feel queasy in your stomach and embarrassed on the face. Then finally when one of those crushes eventually shows back some interest and you two become a couple (because this is inevitable) you quickly and surprisingly disappear from your friends sights like a Pac-Man ghost that has just been eaten up by a very handsome yellow circle with one eye. No more hangouts, no more movie meetups you literally are never around anymore? Remember that? Well in this circumstance I am the ghost and Patrick (that's the cutey up there) is the Pac-Man....and I guess I'm the friend and you all are my group of friends which would also make you the other colored ghos--- I've confused myself. oh well, I've got a boyfriend now you guys! It's his fault I haven't been blogging... now everyone in unison yell at him a lot. :)

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Awesome Sauce

You know what's awesome? Lots of stuff. More info and life updates coming soon. :)

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Monday, June 4, 2012

New Favorite Thing = Cuddles & Rage

Everybody knows that there's nothing I love more than the combination of confusing and adorable. Everybody knows this. So why hasn't anyone told me about the perfection that is Cuddles and Rage?  They make dioramas and comics filled with dying fruit and sad faced pancakes and friendly looking animals and I love them. We started chatting on Twitter a couple days ago and they were nice enough to make me this version of a "Nerdy Strawberry." Now I love them even more. If they do one more awesome thing I might have to yell at them in an angry voice just to counteract it all, but until then follow them on Twitter. They're a hoot!


Monday, May 14, 2012

Color Class = Limey Green

Do you remember that song that goes "you put the lime in the coconut?" Why did she put the lime in the coconut anyway? I mean what kind of supposed "doctor" suggests that you put lime inside of coconut as a cure. I mean really does that even taste good?! Answers.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Ring A Ding Ding

Let's add some weight to them hands!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Nerd Crush = Ira Glass

Guess who's halfway through a This American Life marathon? That's right, this girl! Which essentially means I've been spending way to much time trapped in my room watching other americans live without actually living my own. It's all about sacrifices you guys...besides there's only 2 seasons anyway.
Heeeeeeeeres Ira!